by
Matthew
on Thu 19 May 2005 10:21 AM PDT

So I get a call today confirming my appointment for he Hair Club for
Men. No I didn't make the appointment. I guess it was someone's idea of
a joke. I laughed pretty hard when I hung up the phone. But you know
what? I LOVE BEING BALD. I don't have to cary a comb around, nor do I
have to I have to spend that extra ten minutes in the shower shampooing
and conditioning my hair. Also, haif is really, really hot in the
summer. The only time I miss my hair is when it is cold out, but
that is what beanies are for. I beleive that hair is
over-rated. Unless of course you are someone like Tom Cruise who
was just born to wear a great head of hair. Could you imagine a bald
Tom Cruise? It just doesn't work.
Anyways, good joke. You got me!